The sing-song of the eternal magick.... Now go buy some viagra...
Dear Idiot Spammer:
So what's the deal with the existential SPAM I've been getting? This one tripped over the transom yesterday:
-----Original Message-----
From: Jerky Spammer
Sent: Thursday, November 30, 2006 4:44 PM
To: Me
Subject: one-bladed ocean basin
but i hope you will not mind it: it is all for jane's sake, you know; and there is no occasion for talking
Whaa?
Okay, I can understand you guys trying to sell me cures for my apparently inadequate manliness, and I can understand you trying to get me to click over to your porno website. I can even understand you sending me malicious little programs that do all manner of nasty things to my computer, after all, that sounds like good clean fun. But this is ridiculous.
Look, I don't need your existential mumbo-jumbo at work. I have difficulty enough getting through the day without trying to grok the meaning of your soul cry, okay?
Thank you.
Kal
5 comments:
Dude,
About that disclaimer.
Yeah, um, thanks and that's sweet (I think).
Though I'm not sure if I'm supposed to feel highly complimented or highly disturbed.
:oP
Whatever you do, don't ever reply to spam, especially to "unsubscribe." That validates your address to the people sending it and only compounds the problem because then they sell it to other people.
Ah, spam. Email for shut-ins.
Wifeypooh, off the top of her head, said "that sounds like Jane Austen", which it is...
She's smart....
I get these at work alot...kinda like you walk in on the middle of a conversation isn't it? lol
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