The Return of Kal

The long reign of error is over. Recondo has been deposed.

I want to thank my friends who stood by me, realizing this was a war worth fighting. Your support was known to me through my use of a pirated wifi connection (3 and 3/4 inch action figures know little of securing wireless connections), and sustained me through my long captivity in the garage.

So that their glories may live forever in the halls of honor, I must tell the story of my glorious rescue.

The morning began much like any other, Recondo completely at ease in the bivouac he had set up in the kitchen.



My family, beginning to become suspicious over my long absence, had been mollified by a note cleverly forged by Recondo...



He was relaxing when Duke, monitoring Allied communications channels, came upon plans for an offensive.



Quickly Recondo mobilized his troops, deploying them in a perimeter, and sent out his Canadian Staffed Peace-keepers to slow down the invaders. I learned later through Mossy that the Canadians were bought off with North-off-the-border porn.

Recondo dispatched lookouts,



and sent a squad out to engage the plastic invaders.



While observing the battle from HQ, he heard a suspicious splashing noise in the bathroom, and went to investigate. There he found Duff, up to her gloripus in bubbles, and beckoning him to join her.



While Recondo was distracted, Sgt. Moss, Larry, Penny and Dani rappelled down the side of the house to enter the garage through a window.



Larry got himself a bit tangled while looking up Dani's skirt, but they eventually cut him down.



Before he could get into the tub with Duff (which probably would've resulted in his death at her hands -- but at least he would have died with a smile), Recondo heard Larry's struggles, and, suspecting a rescue effort was underway, hurried to get to the garage...

(Duff then was visited by another action figure who saw his chance to show her his cigar...)



The bulk of Recondo's forces, having never seen Star Trek V, were distracted by Callie, who did a suggestive dance,





allowing Lowk to plow through them on his chopper.



Unawares of his reverses on the battlefield, Recondo rushed to the garage to ensure his captive remained under his control. On the way there, he stumbled right into the trap set for him by Ltlme...


and...

MOTHERDEAR!!!!



A horrible fight ensued, with Motherdear knocking Recondo out with he cane, and Ltlme stomping his plastic little guts.



Fortunately for Recondo, FatKat remained loyal, and assaulted Md and Ltlme, allowing Recondo to escape.



He was last seen boarding an escape jet with... the Gypsy!



…and that pilot looks familiar… could it be Bozette?!



Motherdear was disturbed that she didn't get the full measure of revenge for Recondo's coup d'blog, but vowed there would be a next time...