Dear Idiot: Hey, learn to drive!
Attention big-truck driving Jerk:
Fine, you want to drive around a land barge that is statistically more likely to get in an accident and cause death, and you don't mind getting 4.7 miles to the gallon, and you're compensating for some other size shortcommings, that's your business.
Well, except for that part about causing death, because it's fairly likely it's my death you're causing, which would piss me off, but, anyway...
If you are going to be one of those a-holes who drive a behometh, could you at least learn to drive the damn thing?
Like you, Mr. Big-Ass truck driver. Could you please learn how to park your obscenly large truck in the commuter rail parking lot?
(This begs the whole question of why this a-hole needs a big-ass pickup truck, as he seems to be commuting to his job as an Administrative Assistant to the General Manager for Same-store Sales Inventory, or something pissy and emasculated like that....)
For instance, if your car big-ass truck is twice as long as a normal car....
at least have the common decency to back it all the way into your space...
You sir, are an Idiot.
Sincerely,
Kal.
3 comments:
He must be the same guy who takes up 2 spaces by parking diagonally in the mall parking lot. He's special.
If you consider that an obnoxiously large vehicle you would be absolutely appalled at the kinds of things people drive up here in the north, eh.
HM: One and the same, I'm sure.
Jess: Yeah, but don't you guys have to dodge polar bears and walruses and stuff like that? You need a big-ass truck for that...
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